Here are the top ten things, we will NOT be doing at our Not Wedding, Wedding...
1. We will NOT have a bachelorette party.
2. We will NOT have a cake cutting.
3. We will NOT have a money dance. (though money will be accepted happily)
4. We will NOT dance. Unless Lars wants to, and Britney performs live.
5. We will NOT wear boutonnieres.
6. We will NOT have family portraits with everyone in awkward lines.
7. We will NOT have those little creamy mints.
8. We will NOT have tulle.
9. No one will sing "From this Moment"
10. We will NOT use any tulle...
I'm tired of calling it a Not Wedding...i just say that to make conservatives more comfortable. Everyone else calls it a wedding, caterers, florists, and party planning people...i keep saying "oh, its not a wedding" or "i use the term "wedding" loosely"...My clever responses are getting to hard to manage...it's a wedding. And because it is a wedding i have decided to post a photo of our table layout.....drum roll.
Nancy would flip over all the traditions you are skipping. Also, tulle is FABULOUS!...according to Nancy.
ReplyDeleteYou have a digitally imported vocal trance radio station on your wedding blog and you're not having dancing at your wedding? I better at least hear some f*cking Björk during the ceremony or the conservatives and I are going to spend all night moping at the offended table.
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